November 2005
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. -Anonymous
In this issue:
Greetings from the editor
Humour
Feature Articles
Wise words
Free Stuff
Search the Web from here
Greetings From London
Welcome to Networkers' Calendar. I hope you are well and safe.
Hard to believe this is the penultimate issue of Networker for this year. London just suddenly got zapped by some real wintry weather, plenty of frost, mist and strong winds. The strong winds combined with heavy rain were fun (not!). I don't know why it came as such a shock - it will be Christmas in a few weeks' time, we should have been expecting some colder weather.
It's been a bit of a sad month for auto surfers , HOPS had to close down because the owner was taken seriously ill. Members didn't lose out because it was arranged that all accounts would be transferred to Dad N Dave's which was already one of my favourite get paid to autosurf sites. It was all done in an orderly fashion. Quite unlike Titan, GCI Surf and Estrix where they just closed without advice or warning. Bit of a shock for GCI members to find nothing left of the site apart from a brief message which boiled down to "I'm off, you're not getting paid". I was not in any of these programmes. I have decided to stick to my current portfolio, including the ones I am assessing but have not added to my Autosurf Review. I had a bit of a problem with my Stormpay password when I last upgraded with 12 Daily Pro and accidentally made a double investment. I felt quite ill for a time but twelve days later when it was paid out I was very happy and five days after that when cashout number eleven from 12 Daily Pro hit my Stormpay account I started to feel as if I had planned that brilliant investment!
I have just signed up as an affiliate for Submit YOUR Article. I have been using this service myself for a few months and have been 100% satisfied with it. The affiliate programme is new and I am glad to see a new programme I have already tried and tested over an extended time. 100% thumbs up for this one.
Stone Evans (in case you don't know, he invented the Plug-in Profit Site) just finished writing a huge book . Once I started reading it, I couldn't stop. It's called Dotcomology, it is an in depth study of the art of making money online. It's very well written and stuffed with useful information. Best of all it's FREE. You can download a copy here, I promise you won't be disappointed if you are interested in making money online. 
While we're on the subject of free stuff, I have found some good Christmas offers (including some valuable coupons) that you can check out here.
Enough from me. I hope you will enjoy this month's articles. Keep safe and be happy and I'll be back in a month or so.
1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.
2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.
3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.
6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.
8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.
11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.
12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.
13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.
14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
15. All single women have a cat.
16. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
17. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.
18. Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.
19. Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.
20. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.
21. During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.
22. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.
23. Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.
24. When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
25. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
26. Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.
27. Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.
28. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
29. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
30. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
31. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps
Work At Home Directory Websites - Are They Worthwhile?
By Elaine Currie - Hunting Venus Work At Home Directory
Why use a Work At Home Directory? Well, it's simple really: A Work At Home Directory is the best Internet resource for finding a legitimate work at home opportunity. If you wanted to find a phone number you would consult the telephone directory so, if you are looking for a chance to work at home, a Work At Home Directory is the logical place to start.
The Internet is bursting with work at home opportunities of all kinds and it would be very time consuming to attempt to investigate these work at home opportunities by making separate searches for "Work At Home", "Home Job", "Home Based Business", "Internet Work At Home" etc. If you are looking for a work at home opportunity, you can make one search for "Work At Home Directory" and from that search you will have access to a whole list of Work at Home Directory websites each of which will offer you a choice of numerous different work at home opportunities.
By the way, if you are a newcomer, you might not realise it, but placing your search term inside quotation marks as shown here means that the search results will be more relevant. For instance if you search for Work At Home Directory without quotation marks you will get lots of other things you don't want such as links to directories for things that have nothing to do with work at home.
Make sure any Work At Home Directory you use is free. There are a few websites that claim to be Work At Home Directory sites that ask for payment in order to provide work at home information, avoid these, there is no reason to pay for information about work at home opportunities when you can get the same information free of charge.
If you don't really know what type of work at home opportunity would suit your circumstances, help is normally available at a good Work At Home Directory in the form of advice, articles and reviews relating to individual work at home programmes as well as topics about work at home generally. When you visit a Work At Home Directory, you will often have the chance to subscribe to one or more free newsletters. These newsletters might be on the subject of work at home in general or specific types of work at home programmes or related topics such as computer anti-virus precautions, free resources or blogging to name just a few examples. The free research you can carry out via the Work At Home Directory's articles or newsletters will be of considerable help to you in locating a suitable work at home opportunity. A good Work At Home Directory will welcome you to visit its article archives or subscribe to its newsletter and, by doing so, you will not be placed under any obligation to buy anything or join any work at home programme.
When you consult a Work At Home Directory, you will not be put under pressure to sign up for any programme on your first visit. When you land directly on a work at home opportunity's website, you will be strongly encouraged to join the programme there and then. The encouragement to make an instant decision might take the form of an annoying pop-up or the offer of a bonus or reduced membership fee in return for immediate sign up. This is, of course, perfectly understandable: the work at home opportunity websites are in competition with each other. The Work At Home Directory, however, will permit you to examine the features of all its listed opportunities without any pressure to sign up. A legitimate Work At Home Directory will suggest you make return visits whilst deciding which work at home opportunity might be most suitable for you. The owners of good Work At Home Directory websites invest a great deal of time and energy in locating up to date information and new programmes, so a Work At Home Directory will often be updated daily and return visits will be reveal new opportunities.
In summary consulting a Work At Home Directory provides the following advantages:
1. A reduction in the number of tedious searches you have to undertake.
2. A selection of varied work at home opportunities grouped in one place.
3. Access to impartial advice and reviews of work at home programmes.
4. Access to work at home related resources all in one place.
5. No arm twisting to sign up for a work at home programme without having time to think it over and make an informed decision in your own time.
These are five very good reasons why using a Work At Home Directory is worthwhile but number 5 is my favourite. This is partly because I don't like hard sell tactics but mainly because the decision to work at home can be either the best decision you ever make or a huge disappointment. You have to "plan to succeed" when you work at home and the planning and consideration stage should be allowed to take up as much time as you need so that you find the work at home opportunity that is exactly right for you.
By Elaine Currie, BA (Hons)
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visit: http://www.Huntingvenus.com
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J. P. Getty, America's first billionaire
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Profit Rally - my favourite downline builder. You won't get inundated with emails from your uplinehere. If you take pro membership you also get random referrals. A great way to build downlines while advertising your programmes.
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Listbuilding
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Payment processors
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